Ok, folks... I have been reading up on fortean / paranormal stuff recently, including those mysterious Men In Black (MIB). (Did you know some of them hoard jello? Sounds like this one guy I knew in junior high, but that is another story...) Anyway, I was wondering something. I wonder these really weird things sometimes. I was wondering (seriously) if I ever were to see a UFO phenomenon, and then have these MIB come knocking at my door warning me to forget the whole thing (and trying to get at my precious jello stash)... What would happen if I just did weirdassed shit to them, like poking and prodding on them, changing the subject to talk about something off-topic, asking them, Are you a real MIB?, swiping their hat or sunglasses, etc.? I cannot decide. What do you think would happen?
I'd "mysteriously" ... disappear within a week or so
They would arrest me or "detain" me for questioning
One of them would get pissed off and take a swing at me
I'd start having weird shit happen: mysterious phone calls, black helicopters, the whole shebang
They'd ignore my razzing and pretend like everything is quite normal
Nothing. They're aliens -- they wouldn't know it's NOT normal behavior
They'd fend me off and try to steer me back to their reason for dropping by
They'd get pissed off that I wasn't intimidated and leave
They'd get pissed off that I wasn't intimidated and kick my ass
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