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Problems Vampires Have, Page 10
This has problems pertaining to dealing with "everyday" (everynight?) things for real vampires. It can get in a light vein, but I would prefer it to be mainly enlightening (jeez, can I quit with these day puns, already???) as to actual problems that vampires have to deal with on a day-to-day (aaarrrggghhh!!!) basis.
These are true things that actually happened to me when I lived in Florida.
Problems Vamp Surfers Have:
"In a world like this, a freak is no bad thing to be. They proved that back in the Sixties." -- Arethusa
Contributed by The Clurichaun
I for one am sick of hiding what I am for fear of being institutionalized. I for one am sick of our nation supporting a religion (Christianity) financially, that espouses hate against us (and others). I for one am sick of the word "Vampire" being synonymous with "Evil". I for one am sick of kids at the mall hissing at me while wearing plastic fangs, who then go on to quote White Wolf and act like they're part of some big occult conspiracy. I for one am sick of prejudiced trash attacking, assaulting, and KILLING us and getting off, but if we so much as punch someone in self-defence we're "part of a cult", "trouble makers", or "deviants". Just my feelings.
Contributed by Death Mime
I am thinking my main problem is coming from a religious family and being naturally evil. (Some of you may not be evil, but I am and enjoying it. After all, the word "evil" is only "live" backwards. Being a satanist, goth and witch probably doesn't help my goodness.)
Contributed by Jaynie
Being a vampire has it's good and bad parts. These are the things that suck.
I could rant for hours. Want me too? Didn't think so.
Contributed by Ben
Here's a list from dark n solitaire confusion:
Contributed by dark n solitaire confusion
1.) All those 9 HOUR LONG OUTDOOR colorguard practices... Not to mention the afterschool ones, and the competitions and shows under those BRIGHT STADIUM LIGHTS where you can't wear your sunglasses or sunscreen because the glasses aren't "professional" and the sunscreen ruins your make-up, causing your captain and director to bitch at you for HOURS on end.
2.) Window seats in school. Why do I always get the sunny classrooms?
3.) Not being able to afford prescription sunglasses when you need them the most.
4.) Having no other known vampires close by to talk to about anything. It's horrible. How can a regular school kid possibly understand?! There's just NO POINT in trying to talk to anybody. It's horrible!!!!!
5.) Parents looking at you funny when the only movie you'll watch is Interview with the Vampire, then having to lie when they ask why you like it so much by saying you're obsessed with Brad Pitt, then having to actually fake it ALL THE TIME so they don't get suspicious, flip out and die.
Contributed by Manda
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