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Fun Vampires Have, Page 7
Do vampires have fun? Yeah, despite all the problems we have, we still manage to have some fun. We have more fun than blondes. Here's some of the fun we have, some of the silly situation we sometimes find ourselves in...
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The bar my friend and I go into all knows we're vampires and it doesn't
bother them, but this one guy didn't know...
We got to the pub and ordered drinks. We sat at the bar and this guy came up and started to chat me up, which I wasn't interested in. I answered him without really looking at him and he eventually said, "So what do you do?"
I looked directly at him, at which he turned a little pale, and flashed him a lovely smile. "Oh, I'm a vampire..." He turned sheet-white and scooted to the other end of the bar. I looked at my friend and we about fell over laughing. Needless to say, he didn't come near me again that night.
Contributed by Spirit Vampire
I'm hybrid psy-sang vamp. One day, I was sitting at home meditating when the doorbell rang. I answered the door and there were a couple of Christians standing there. They said, "We're here to tell you about God."
I was wearing my sunglasses and my fangs, so I smiled and said, "I beg you're pardon?"
They both took a step back, and one of them fell. The other one said, "You're the devil himself!"
I said, "Yeah... And you look delicious." They turned whiter than white and ran away. I laughed so hard that my whole neighbourhood could hear it!
Contributed by Acura Fangsul
A couple of weeks ago, I went to see a friend of mine who is interested in becoming a donor; she is only 16, so I am helping her discover exactly what it involves. Anyway, her friends know that she is interested in the scene, and were teasing her about having a vampire boyfriend. When the school prom happened, she asked me to go along as chaperone. None of her friends had met me, so when I turned up at the 5-star hotel in full regalia, full length leather jacket, shades, sabre fangs.. you get the idea.
Now, my friend had warned them that I looked, erm, unusual, but they weren't prepared for what they got. Imagine a room full of 200 or so disbelieving teenagers finding out that a creature of the night was in their midst. Ahem. "Freaked out" doesn't BEGIN to cover it! *evil grin* They were wary to start with, but after about an hour one lad came up to me and started saying I was nuts to think vampires existed. At which point I smiled for the first time since getting there. You have never heard such a big macho guy (and i mean 6 foot 6, and just as wide) scream like a girl -- which of course set the rest of them off... *whistles* It was total chaos. needless to say. After that, they all treated my friend with, like, five times the respect they had done.
Last year I decided to open up to a friend and tell him that I was a vampire. Sadly, he threw it in my face and called me an idiot (along with other things). I decided to get my own back on him, so for Christmas I gave him a card with a small bag (the kind you use for weather proof matches) filled with blood inside. When he opened it I was beside him in my leather coat. When he saw the blood he was confused, so I took the bag from him, ripped it open and drank the blood inside. Giving him a flash of my fangs, I licked the blood from my lips and stared longingly at his neck. I've never seen him run so fast! Just remember kids, people are always freaked when they see you drink other people's blood, use it to your advantage!
Contributed by Billy Bob
A few years back, I was sitting at home with my girlfriend (non-vamp), who was just about to become a donor for me for the first time. I'd only just made a small wound on her arm when some Jehovah's Witnesses knocked on the door, so we were both rather annoyed. Normally they go away, but these two kept peering through the windows and knocking on the door again.
I left my girlfriend sitting on the couch hiding her wound and I let them in. I must have been a shocking sight, all black clothing, sharp nails, pearly white fangs and very pale skin. I invited them in so they could "sell me their wares" as it were.
They followed me into the living room, and sat on our two-seater couch opposite the one my girlfriend was on. I asked them if they were thirsty and they declined my offer. So I decided to quench my own thirst and I began to lick at her arm, sucking the blood in front of them.
They both blanched and one of them went a very unhealthy looking colour indeed. I stood to my feet and grinned at them, showing my blood stained teeth (that's where i got my email addy from) and they told me that they wanted to leave.
Without hesitation, I opened the door and let them out, and they hurriedly scurried away. I called after them, asking if they wanted a drink now. My girlfriend and I found it really funny, and we spent most of the hour laughing at them. The expressions on their faces really amused us both. I also gained a regular donor from the experience as well, which has saved me a lot of hassle.
Contributed by the_vampyre_in_the_shadows_with_a_blood_stained_smile
My girlfriend and I went for a walk to the park one night. We were in the middle of feeding when two teenyboppers sat somewhere near talking very loudly. They were clearly oblivious to us, so we thought we'd play a lil prank, hehehe. (Bear in mind that we still had blood on our faces.) We walked up to them making sure our heads were shadowed and staying very quiet. They looked up at us and asked what we wanted, We just looked at each other and then moved our faces into the light so they could see, and we hissed, showing our fangs. I doubt many people have seen two teenyboppers run so fast! :D It was quite hard to feed after that, considering we were laughing so much, so we gave up and went home.
Contributed by EmmaC
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