Me? Pretentious? I'm not pretentious, at least not as far as I know. I try not to be. I'm really just this big goofball that everyone looks at with a kind of awe because of my page and expects me to shoot lightning bolts out of my arse. But I don't. (It would be cool if I could — then I could get a job as a carnival side show freak and be the star attraction!)
Is it the goth thing? Even gothic, I'm still just this big goofball… I'm just a big, Gothic goofball.
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