Do you really think a vampire who has had 83 years of experience would still be in sixth grade? Or living with his parents?
Vampires do not have ridiculously extended lifespans like in books and movies. If he were really 83, he would not look like a sixth grader. He MIGHT look as young as in his 50s or 60s, but not a teenager. He also would not still be in school (unless he went back to college as an adult).
Your friend is pretending.
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