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How You Can Find Out If You Are NOT A Vampire!
(The Parody Of All Vampire Tests)
by an anonymous member of the vampiric community
(a) I love sausages more than cheese.
(a) Anything that I read what makes a vampire.
(a) A Toreador Lady came up to my bedroom... you know the rest.
(a) I read all vampire books, saw all the films and I play V:tM for 4 years and longer.
(a) I will be more sexually attractive and gain supernatural powers.
(a) I can fly, shapeshift and when I am shot, I do not die.
(a) I hope that you can tell me that I am a vampire.
If you answered mainly category:
Conclusion: If you answered any of the categories a, b, c, d or f, you are mostly sure no vampire. Take a breath and relax. the world is not so bad as you think it is.
Ok, that was it, the first model of the notorious "How you can find out if you are NOT a vampire!"-Test.
See ya! ;-))
-- [Name withheld]
Eerie America TV Series
Eerie America could very well be called The Fodors Travel Guidebook for The Addams Family. I read some in-depth information about the show and saw the promo, and from what I can tell, this will be an absolutely AWESOME series if they can get it off the ground. (I'm actually praying they will.) Let others know and see who can help. This is something that should happen! Let's pull together and make it so!
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